Tyler's Best and Worst Films of 2012

There are still a lot of films from 2012 I have yet to see, but that year is now over and out of what I did see here are my Favourite Films of 2012, which this year is a Top 12 because I just couldn't whittle it down. Surprisingly enough, it also seems 2012 was the Year of the Documentary.

12. Django Unchained (2012) United States

Quentin Tarantino's Southern western is a beautiful, brutal, and violent homage to the spaghetti western revenge set-up with a large dose of America's dark past with slavery and a small dash of German folklore. Keeping with tradition and his ecstatically large style, Tarantino writes very large but important characters that are all played to perfection by the large ensemble cast, with many small cameos as well as returning favourites, with everyone chewing up the dialogue in such an enjoyable way - Waltz and DiCaprio especially. Not without it's pitfalls though, mainly due to the large amount of characters and the lack of time spent with some, Django Unchained could have almost benefited from going the 2-movie route ala Kill Bill, assuming there was probably a large amount of footage left on the cutting room floor to make the single film's nearly three-hour runtime. But despite this, and an almost too hurried and neatly wrapped up third-act, Django Unchained is a vastly entertaining film from a master filmmaker who's style always verges on homage yet somehow remaining wholly unique.


11. Antiviral (2012) Canada
Brandon Cronenberg emerges as a new force in the body horror cannon perpetuated by his father, and with a style that speaks directly of early David Cronenberg. And here that is not a rip-off but something that's truly in their family blood. Expertly crafted, Antiviral is an increasingly uncomfortable excursion into the disease of celebrity and the price to which society pays for crumbling to idol worship. Narratively vague, Antiviral spills out it's pieces like dumping a puzzle box letting the audience pick up what they see on their own. Nothing is handed to the audience, and if you lose your balance you will not know what the hell is going on, and here this approach works beautifully; providing the audience the true sense of alienation that the film's characters now feel in their own skin. Its antiseptic colour palette and sheen both intensify its grotesqueness as well as perpetuate the uncleanness this society has projected upon itself, shot immaculately by cinematographer Karim Hussain. To compare it to his father's work Brandon Cronenberg continues the theme of the new flesh, but here we take from others so that we can feel whole and connected. Haunting and ugly, Antiviral is a meticulously beautiful horror film for those who want to be challenged by cinema.


10. Miss Bala (2011) Mexico
Taut and unflinching, Miss Bala is a downward spiral of loss and dashed hope about poverty, politics, and the brutality of the drug smuggling industry. With it's harsh and realistic portrayal of cartel violence and workings, director Gerardo Naranjo creates a disturbing and emotionally absorbing film with long lingering shots, minimal dialogue, and a depiction of an industry where invisible borders and patrols watch your every move and from which there is no escape. Powerful filmmaking and one of the year's best.


9. Into the Abyss (2011) United States/UK/Germany
Werner Herzog takes his distinct style and here examines a Texas murder case and the politics of the death penalty. With no agenda other than to show all sides of a horrible tragedy, Into the Abyss is really an examination into the fragility of humanity and the nearly invisible line between life and death, regret and redemption.


8. Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) United States
Tantalizing and beautifully photographed documentary about perfectionist sushio chef Jiro Ono. This joyous documentary takes a look at one of the world's most renowned sushi chefs and a master of the craft as he prepares his son to continue his legacy. Will leave your mouth watering!


7. Stories We Tell (2012) Canada

Stories We Tell breaks new ground in documentary filmmaking and Sarah Polley crafts a fascinating, absorbing, and gripping film that effortlessly combines interviews, old family Super8 footage, as well as fictionalized re-creations of the events as they unfold resulting in a visually stimulating experience. Deeply touching, Stories We Tell not only becomes the telling of the Polley family's secrets, but a documentary about how and why we tell stories, and the importance of family histories and the characters and events, whether comic, tragic, or both, that enrich our lives. Absolutely astounding filmmaking!


6. We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) United Kingdom
Lynne Ramsay's brilliant adaptation of Lionel Shriver's haunting and absorbing book is a cinematic tour de force. Tilda Swinton is at the top of her craft and embodies Eva Khatchadourian's empty life as she tries to rebuild and find answers after the 'incident' involving Kevin. Ramsay tackles the story much like the book; in fragments that reveal the characters and events which lead up to the present. Every little vignette captures subtleties and nuances from the pages of the book that thread this terrifying mystery even deeper. A tale of parenthood. A tale of motherhood. A tale of childhood. A tale of horror. We Need to Talk About Kevin is a masterpiece and one of the best book to film adaptations since Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


5. The Master (2012) United States
Paul Thomas Anderson masterfully directs powerhouse performances from Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman who transform themselves into two extremely torn and inquisitive people, each on a different end of the tipping scale. Everything else, from the remainder of the performances, to the score and cinematography, to the production design, is sweeping and fine tuned. Both tender and destructive in it's portrayal of human fragility, The Master is an exploration into the birth of cult thinking and the God-like nature of man to need to control and be controlled. The Master is a master work.


4. Samsara (2011) United States
Ron Fricke's follow up to Baraka is a breathtakingly profound cinematic experience unlike anything else you've seen with it's trance-inducing imagery for your retinas and brain that transports you into an almost outer-body experience, only for the fact that you're still in a theatre seat. Shot completely in 70mm, Samsara brings depth and focus to the beauty and ugliness of our world, never judging or saying anything, but just being an eye looking over the randomosity of life, a continuous flow of birth, death, beauty, nature, humanity, architecture, and everything in between. If you have a chance, see this in a theatre and sit as close to the screen as comfortably possible.


3. Lawless (2012) United States

The true story of the Boundarant brothers and bootlegging in the late '20s and early '30s as adapted by Nick Cave and the deft hand of John Hillcoat. Mesmerizing performances from the entire cast, beautiful cinematography, and a palpable sense of tension and unease throughout the entire film. No character is safe at anytime, and all are truly human. Masterful storytelling from Hillcoat and Cave who distinctly paint each character and location. Lawless is definitely one of the best films of 2012.


2. Pina (2011) Germany

Wim Wenders' love letter to Pina Bausch, the renowned German dancer, is a cinematic experience rich in emotions, stories, and memories all told through Pina's compositions, dance, and vignettes with students of Pina's school. Going beyond documentary and into the realm of art, the camera adds a depth that accentuates and heightens the live performance of the pieces. An astounding audio-visual experience.


1. Tabu (2012) Portugal

Split into two parts, Tabu tells first of Paradise Lost; the story of an older woman who's mental deterioration has her speaking of dreams as truths and signs of past memories. And in Paradise, we come to find out that the dreams existed and here unfolds the secrets of the old woman's life. A stunningly beautiful film which effortlessly blends mystery, a love story, and a county's history into a mesmerizing tale that itself plays out like a dream of inventive filmmaking. Grandiose performances that are both large and subtle paint a film that constantly engages, and director Miguel Gomes' well-prepared execution flawlessly unravels a story of loss, regret, and the sacrifices of love and pain.

Honourable mentions: Last Days Here (2011), Frankenweenie (2012), Intouchables (2011), Weekend (2011), In the Family (2011), Snowtown (2011), Keyhole (2011), Sound of My Voice (2011), Café de Flore (2011), The Sleeper (2012), Marina Abramović: The Artist is Present (2012), Seven Psychopaths (2012), Sinister (2012)

And now let's rip into the absolute Worst Films of 2012:


10. The Awakening (2011) United Kingdom

The Awakening is a cliched and heavily ham fisted ghost story that plays out far too much like a mash-up of The Sixth Sense and The Orphanage, borrowing too many plot similarities from both. While the visuals and acting are above average for the genre, the plotting, story, and reveals are both too abrupt and simply solved by the audience and not enough work was done to make anything about the story stand out. Far too predictable to be enjoyable, and when you're thinking of other movies that did both jobs better, you're left disinterested and bored by the time it's over.


9. V/H/S (2012) United States

V/H/S is a horror anthology that really has no proper connecting threads. While it actually only looks like one or two of the segments actually make use of the VHS aesthetic, the rest of the entries employ spy cameras in glasses, webcams (Skype) or higher-grade consumer cameras that post-date the VHS era. Rather than tell chilling tales with plots and payoff, V/H/S resorts to zero-attention span editing techniques that defeat the VHS method. While this approach is more reminiscent of home-movies it still fails at making a co-herent use of the anthology sub-genre. Really the only tale worth watching in this entire 2-hour mess is the final tape involving a haunted house on Halloween night.


8. You've Been Trumped (2011) United Kingdom

You've Been Trumped shows just how much of an asshole Donald Trump is and how much his company is just for profit as he bullies all those who get in his way, but all of this is exhibited in the first couple minutes of the film, or if you've seen the trailer it's all given away in those 2 and a half minutes. The focus of the documentary is obviously on the plight of the people in the sights of Trump's bulldozers but the same scenarios and situations are continually repeated and the film drags on and on and on, never really progressing past it's set up. Obviously life unfolds as it does, but at 1 hour and 40 minutes You've Been Trumped feels about 65 minutes too long. It states important information, but in a manner that doesn't execute the message to its proper effect. The comparisons to the film Local Hero however was a nice touch.


7. Down the Road Again (2011) Canada
Donald Shebib returns with a follow up to his seminal 1970's film that exhibited the harsh reality of chasing the Canadian dream. Now 41 years later Pete is on the verge of retirement in Vancouver when he discovers and inherits the urn of his now deceased friend Joey. So for Pete it's one last journey in the Chevy to reconnect with his past. Down the Road Again is a television quality production that piles on the sap and negates any of the real humanity the original film so expertly displayed. A huge letdown.


6. House at the End of the Street (2012) United States

Combining the not-scary-at-all scares of the '90s kids horror TV show Are You Afraid of the Dark? and the characterizations of any American soap opera you get this abysmal film. House at the End of the Street is a lame, boring, and increasingly tame teeny-bopper PG-13 horror film. Obviously aimed at the junior level high school crowd the film operates on a play-it-safe rule basis, and even though the film deals with some darker material it still keeps everything neat, tidy, and safe. Watered down horror that should probably have premiered as a 'late night movie of the week' on YTV or Nickelodeon or something.


5. 21 Jump Street (2012) United States

Two bumbling cops get sent back to high school to infiltrate an underground drug ring and pull in the supplier. 21 Jump Street gets the dreaded Apatowian action-comedy make-over by Michael Bacall and Jonah Hill which means it's all mid-level comedy with an overachieving and failing sense of sentimentality with dashes of hip action set-pieces. All of this leaves the film feeling highly forgettable, boring, unfunny, and uninspired.


4. [REC]³ Genesis (2012) Spain

[REC]³: Genesis is lazy and sloppy filmmaking. Paco Plaza, one of the two minds responsible for the actually well-scripted, scary, and inventive [REC] and [REC]², is left to his own here and drops the 'found footage' angle after the first 30 minutes into the film where the title card shows up late to the party and the series takes a turn at becoming a traditional film and annihilates the tense and personal aspects that made the first two films in the series such powerful entries into the modern horror genre. By taking the audience out of the experience [REC]³: Genesis becomes nothing more than a paint-by-the numbers 'zombie' movie which contains no characters worth caring about. There is no more immediacy of terror, no claustrophobia from the unflinching hand-held camera, and the added comedy in this entry falls flat at every instance it appears. Hopefully Jaume Balagueró's future solo entry into the series, the fourth and final film which also drops the 'found footage' angle, ends the series on a high note because this 'parallel story line' should be entirely avoided at all costs.


3. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) United States

Finally putting the nail in the coffin. Good riddance to this "franchise". The Twilight Saga is filled with nothing but vapid preaching of false hopes to pre-teen girls that vanity and the 'power' of love, along with a blingin' ring, is all one needs. Breaking Dawn - Part 2 takes what should be a 15 minute ending to the series and stretches it out painfully to 2 hours, filled with forced dialogue, forced "emotion", and some of the worst CGI in the history of cinema. All the answers one has from the previous films still remain unanswered: why do they do the "Flash" run all the time? How does no one notice giant wolf-dogs in the woods? Does no one else in the area hunt? Why does this story of three people who understand nothing but the longing of staring off into each other's eyes like they are constipated need to be five movies long? Breaking Dawn is fragmented pablum, that's it. Spoon-fed in the most innocuous method possible. Like a CGI'd smiling demon Gerber Baby consuming the tax payer's money. Ughhhh... And why did the end credits have to visually credit every character in the entire franchise, even those that stood in as placeholders such as "Irish Vampire named Maggie"? A saga alright... A saga of pure forced torture.


2. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) Germany/Canada

Resident Evil: Retribution is the closest film in the series to a video game. The acting is stilted, the dubbing doesn't match the lip movements, the emotions are completely lost or undeveloped, characters at times are confused to look like they might be CGI and not real, and it's nothing but mindless action with nothing moving it forward than to get to the end. But wait, it's not a video game, it's a movie, how can we the audience enjoy it if we can't play it? That's what a video game is right, we're in control of what goes on? And that is the hugest downfall of Resident Evil: Retribution where you take a film based on a video game series and make it as close to a video game as possible (but not the actual game). It does not work, it loses any connectivity you're going to make with an audience. Instead of plot points to move the film forward Retribution relies on 'levels' where Alice has to escape a new simulated city with a new foe, be it a plague of zombies or a giant biological abomination. It's repetitive, it's boring, it's pointless. The 3D again is just a gimmick, but the whole film is even more gimmicky than the 3D. Paul W.S. Anderson resorts to visually filling the screen rather then figuring out how anything fits together, an absolute hack job and cash grab. A complete waste of 2 hours of your time and $14 of your hard earned dollars.


1. That's My Boy (2012) United States

Grating, annoying, offensive, sloppy, poorly made, anti-funny.... These are just a few of the many negative remarks one could make about That's My Boy, another Happy Madison film that continues to kill the genre of comedy and destroy the history of cinema. Pepper in every single Adam Sandler joke rehashed for the -nth time (and still to this day absolutely unfunny), cast the same Sandler troupe all playing the same characters, and you've got nothing new, nothing entertaining, nothing redeemable, nothing worth the $70 million dollars this film was made for. But hey, you gotta pay for advertising and product placement galore, and insane paychecks to people who deserve to be doing comedy in a back alley seen by no one. HOW DOES THIS GET APPROVED? Even on a technical level this film looks like shit! The digital "cinematography" is hazy and either overexposed or under lit, and so this film assaults you on every sense and every plane. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This isn't cinema suicide for the film and filmmakers, but for the audience. You've been warned!

All written contents copyright 2013 Tyler Baptist

Tyler's 2012 Top 10 First Time Older Viewings!

2012 has ended and we're now a few days into 2013. The world hasn't yet ended so I am once again free to write about the films I've missed out on from previous years, so let me present you with my 2012 Top 10 First Time Older Viewings!

10. Goin' Down the Road (1970) Canada

Two friends from Nova Scotia take off for big city life in Toronto and find out the hard way that any dream takes blood, sweat, and tears. A phenomenal time capsule of the Canadian dream featuring powerhouse performances and a documentary-vérité style that's both haunting and beautiful.

9. The Boys in the Band (1970) United States
Mart Crowley and William Friedkin collaborate in this tense, human, and at times hilarious story of a group of gay men celebrating their friend's birthday. The knives are drawn, the gifts unwrapped, and the secrets are out of the box and every performance, by the original stage cast, is perfectly nuanced and brilliantly acted. An absolute powerhouse early directorial effort from Friedkin.


8. Lake of Fire (2007) United States
Tony Kaye's extremely powerful and absorbing documentary that examines every facet of the abortion debate in the US over a 15 year period is a monumental achievement. Expressing both sides with an unflinching eye and ear, Lake of Fire should be mandatory viewing by everyone.


7. The Devil at Your Heels (1981) Canada
One of the best full-length NFB docs complete with larger than life characters and involving car jumps, rocket cars, and the St. Lawrence, this 5-year spanning tale about "The Mad Canadian" Ken Carter is inspirational, heartbreaking, tragic, and hilarious. An absolute must see! Plus it's FREE to watch on the National Film Board of Canada's website!


6. The Mummy (1932) United States
A fantastic blend of horror, history, and good old fashioned thrills. Boris Karloff is both sinister and studious as Imhotep, the excommunicated Egyptian who's lost love has haunted his cursed death for centuries. Featuring great cinematography and a fantastic make-up, The Mummy deserves it's classic title and stands up to the sands of time!


5. The House on Sorority Row (1983) United States
Expertly crafted slasher film from Mark Rosman who directs a tense, well-scripted, and suspenseful slasher. Richard Band's score is both beautiful and haunting and the actresses all exude real jealousy, contempt, and depth which is normally lost in the one-dimensional characters normally found in the slasher genre. With a set-up that actually works and a pay-off that actually satisfies, The House on Sorority Row is one of the best slasher films the genre has to offer.


4. Ninja III: The Domination (1984) United States
Ninjas! Golf! Aerobics! Possession! Sexy V8 juice! Gratuitous male back hair! Action! Laser-spewing arcade machine! Boom mic shadow! Flashbacks! White skinny ties! White hair from traumatic experience! Gremlins-like laughter! Grave smashing! Stupid cops! Abandoned neighbourhood! Hilariously bad loop group and dubbing! Shô Kosugi! Lucinda Dickey! Cannon Group! Ninja III: The Domination has it all!!!


3. Female Vampire (1973) France
Ultra erotic horror film from Jess Franco who is here at the top of his craft. Beautifully photographed with lush settings, misty exteriors, bright coastal colours, and a sense of sexual frustration and ecstasy that clash head on into a tale of lust and loss. Lina Romay, as stunning as always, plays a fragile women who happens to be a vampire who cannot control herself, a damaged soul who's only power is to exert her sexuality. Featuring long takes, minimal dialogue, and a simple yet transgressive story, Female Vampire is a masterpiece of art house erotic horror.


2. The Night of the Hunter (1955) United States
A rather chilling and haunting fairy tale of a wolf in sheep's skin, The Night of the Hunter is a masterpiece of filmmaking that manages to combine the pain of the Great Depression, the sharp biting wit of black humour, a thrilling game of cat and mouse, and a moral tale that still manages to resonate through the ages. Charles Laughton directs his only film after years of grandiose acting and masterfully gives Robert Mitchum and Billy Chapin the room to play their parts large enough to make them entertaining, but small enough to keep them grounded. With breathtaking cinematography that plays with the audience and set-pieces that illicit awe, there is always much more than meets the eye. The Night of the Hunter is a staggering masterpiece that's still just as important today as it was when it was released. Absolutely timeless.


1. Ryan's Babe (2000) Canada
Ryan's Babe is an unreleased film shot right here in Saskatoon that aired maybe a handful of times on Superchannel and then has been gone from existence since. Ryan's Babe tells the story of Ryan, just a happy-go-lucky guy whom every woman he comes across ends up being bad luck in some form or another. The adventure gets set in motion when Ryan's bat-shit crazy old neighbour, who has been crushing hard on him without him noticing, attempts suicide to get his attention. Didn't work. He attempts to flee to Calgary when her drunkard father tries to kill him, but upon the way gets into deeper trouble with colourblind crooks, drug dealers, and male strippers and ends up somehow in Arizona after a run-in with three masked knife-wielding cheerleaders(???). Amidst getting knocked-out, Rohypnol'd, and winning the lottery, Ryan's got to avoid every woman in his path if he wants to make it back home to Saskatoon. Ryan's Babe features some of the worst dubbing, line readings, exposition, acting - wait, pretty much everything is atrocious in this film. But it's so much so that if you have a few friends over and you're all ready to yell at the screen MST3K-style and laugh your asses off in disbelief, it's actually a really good time! Ryan's Babe, if ever released to the public, has cult classic written all over it.

Bonus tidbit: I actually auditioned for the part of Young Ryan way back in 1998 or 1999.

Honourable mentions: Island of Lost Souls (1932), The Invisible Man (1933), Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986), The Blues Brothers (1980)

And you can't have the Best without the Worst, so if you see these in the wild leave them there:

10. Midnight (1989) United States

Lynn Redgrave plays the absolutely worst and most annoying Elvira-ripoff ever to grace the silver screen. She constantly screeches her lines doing nothing but yelling at people the entire movie. This grating performance is indeed a real horror show as you want nothing more than to cover your ears to keep your eardrums from rupturing. Tony Curtis plays his usual self and does his usual schtick, which is way past it's prime at this point in his career. The direction is limp, the story is really nothing more than a whiney spoiled woman who wants to control everything in her life, and the subplot involving the potential murder of those who've gotten in her way is just an afterthought. This mess of a comedy-thriller is neither funny nor thrilling. If only Midnight was indeed cancelled...


9. Gunblast (aka Mac-10) (1986) United States

A hitman with a Mac-10 shakes his gun at people as the worst gunshot sound effects blast off. This 65-minute long snooze inducer features no plot, bloodless and bullet-less violence, a hella-boring striptease, and weird randomly inserted early '80s porn scenes that have nothing to do with the movie.


8. For Hire (aka Lethal Ninja) (1991) United States

For Hire gives the viewer absolutely no explanation for characters or scenarios taking place on the screen, a story about a hired ninja who is to take on the mob because the police force isn't doing their job. It's impossible to tell who is a main character and who is a side character until pretty much the end of the film. For example, it takes 5 minutes to find out that the posh party the Mayor is hosting is actually a Sweet 16 birthday party for his daughter (who is adopted by the way because "family is stronger when you can choose your family, not blood ties"). The fight scenes are boring, the direction non-existant, and certain characters are seemingly invincible to multiple gunshot wounds.


7. Invasion Earth: The Aliens Are Here (1988) United States

Aliens invade a theatre in this mess. Invasion Earth as a film fails because the actually storyline that isn't stock footage of other B-movies only takes up about 25 minutes of screen time and is incredibly annoying. As a montage of classic and terrible sci-fi films it also fails. The clips cut from one film to another in seemingly random order doing nothing other than padding its running time to feature length.


6. The Last Slumber Party (1988) United States

Inept slasher where a group of girls having a slumber party invite their boyfriends over and one at a time are picked up by an escaped maniac in surgeon's garb. No continuity, no attempt at plot, bad dialogue, inane camera work, and amateur on every level. Avoid.


5. Dead & Rotting (2002) United States

Dead & Rotting is a bottom of the barrel Full Moon pick up that's "get in and get out" shooting method clearly paints a cheap production. With a terrible script, wooden acting, and costume-store special effects this movie will have you dead and rotting with boredom. Not even Debbie Rochon or Trent Haaga, who normally elevate low-grade indie B-movies to a somewhat enjoyable level, can breath any life into this mess.


4. Horror (2002) United States

Horror is poorly directed by Dante Tomaselli who's characters are less than one-dimensional with no motives or the ability to speak dialogue that doesn't sound stilted or directly off the page. The story manages to jump around constantly with characters being dead in one scene, and back alive in the next, and no one has any right to be anywhere in this movie at any time. Zombies attack for no reason, there's a religious subplot involving Satanism or something, one member of the loonies hallucinates that he's frozen after eating mushrooms that does not come up again later. And it all culminates to them tripping on mushrooms in a mental institution...? Everything in this movie is a waste of time and film, and at 77 minutes that's over an hour of my life I can't have back. Horror is a horrible movie experience that should be absolutely avoided. Hack filmmaking on every level.


3. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) United States

The U.S. government, eager to protect the nation's avacado supplies, recruits feminist professor Margo Hunt to make contact with the Piranha Women, an all-female tribe who believe men are only good as a source of food. Boring, bland, and not with one ounce of comedy... While it attempts to provoke laughter the only thing it succeeds at is putting the audience to sleep. Yawn!


2. Pizza Man (1991) United States

This "pizza noir" comedy from the team that brought you Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is another unfunny, nerve-gratting, comedy experience. Add to the boredom the horribly unfunny Bill Mahr narrating in his monotone way and you've got an extra-strength snooze inducer.


1. Martians Go Home (1990) United States

Stupid, profoundly annoying, and a waste of celluloid, Martians Go Home is one of the worst comedies ever produced. With a threadbare plot about an alien invasion brought on by a hack TV jingle musician played by Randy Quaid and terrible acting from all involved this comedy grates the viewer into multiple side-splitting headaches with a bunch of green-painted "comedians" who appear to be more so visible poltergeists than martians... If you see this movie at the local thrift shop, don't hesitate and just destroy it! Easily in my bottom five films of all time!

All written contents copyright 2013 Tyler Baptist

Mallory's Best and Worst Films of 2011

These are my favourite films of 2011.

10. Blank City (2010) United States / Hesher (2010) United States
Celine Danheir did an amazing job depicting the downtown 1970s New York city art scene. Interviews with like minded DYI artists such as Amos Poe, Deborah Harry, Nick Zedd, Lydia Lunch, Richard Kern and John Waters. This doc was extremely inspiring with it's sludgy style, raw archival footage and refreshing take on important New York city no wave history.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman did not fail in this genuine comedy drama about a young boy dealing with the loss of his mother and an unlikely new friend. Hesher is hilarious in all of the right vulgar and distasteful ways.

9. Marécages (2011) Canada
Set in rural Quebec, Marécages tells the story of a poor farm family struggling to keep their farm from bankruptcy. When an unlikely tragedy occurs, the main character Marie falls into a downward spiral that is both depressing and fascinating to watch. It is definitely in my opinion, the most overlooked film of 2011.

8. Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010) France
The genuine and talented director Werner Herzog brings together an incomprehensible documentary about the mysterious cave paintings that have been found in Southern France. These paintings have been preserved for over 20,000 years and are the earliest human paintings known to date. A beguiling and mysterious combination of philosophy, art and metaphor.

7. Bill Cunningham New York (2010) United States
A documentary showing a fascinating and charming New York-er obsessed with chronicling fashion; Bill Cunningham is a legend in the New York fashion community. The director Richard Press does a fantastic job in showing Bill's charm and ardent career as a fashion photographer.

6. Septien (2011) United States
Director Michael Tully (who also plays a bizarre and talented athlete in the film) gives an impressive mixture of comedy and originality in this Southern Gothic monument. Initially I was intrigued to see Septien because of Rachel Korine (wife of the talented director Harmony Korine) having a role in the film. I was extremely impressed with her performance as well as the rest of the cast.

5. Attenberg (2010) Greece
Greek director's such as Attenberg director Athena Rachel Tsangari and Dogtooth director Goirgos Lanthimos are really breaking into the art house cinema crowd these days. Dogtooth being one of my favourite films of 2010, I wasn't surprised to find Attenberg in my top five of 2011. Attenberg tells the story of Marina, a socially inexperienced young woman, who goes through life with a soundtrack consisting of no wave bands such as Suicide and an influence of Sir David Attenborough wildlife documentaries. Perfect.

4. Into the Abyss (2011) Germany/United States
Werner Herzog, being one of my favourite directors, comes through again on my list with the documentary Into the Abyss. This documentary tells the story of death row inmate Michael Perry and those affected by his killings. It asks the question of why human beings - both the criminals and the state - find the need to kill.

3. The Hagstone Demon (2011) United States
I had been waiting to see this film since I had heard it was being made in 2009.  The film's leading role being filled in by Mark Borchardt was the reason. A totally inspirational character, Borchardt is the star of the documentary film American Movie and the director of the short film Coven. Both Borchardt's acting and the director's originality blew me away. Everything from a hairless cat eating raw fish heads, to a mysterious homeless woman and her toilet troubles, to a beautifully done Satanic mass - this film has all of these things and much more.

2. Melancholia (2011) Denmark
Lars von Trier, one of the most controversial directors to date, brings forth another painful and nostalgic film with Melancholia. Though much less graphic than his previous work Antichrist, the themes portrayed in Melancholia are just as disturbing yet much more subtle. Trier himself being challenged with clinical depression really brings this through in the film. Kirsten Dunst having the lead role as Justine, an extremely depressed character, seems to become calmer as the rogue planet melancholia comes closer to colliding with earth.

1. The Skin I Live In (2011) Spain
The Skin I Live In happens to be the most recent film that I've seen and also my number one of 2011. It completely restored by faith that Antonio Banderas is a good actor. Banderas plays a skillful yet damaged plastic surgeon that perfects a type of synthetic skin that can withstand burns. He creates this skin by using a mysterious woman as his test subject. The director Pedro Almodóvar does a brilliant job in initially confusing the viewer and then slowly seeping bits of intriguing information to keep viewers locked in. This is a film that I'll be daydreaming about for quite a while.

Onto the next part of my blog post which are my least favourite films of 2011.

10. The Tree of Life (2011) United States
I'm sure I'll get put down for including this one on my list but honestly I don't give a fuck. I was extremely disappointed with this film, especially being a Terrence Malick fan. His other films such as Badlands and Days of Heaven were brilliant. This films is one of the most over rated films of 2011. With its existential bullshit and foreseeable metaphors, I felt like taking a big greasy shit on the floor.

9. The Trip (2010) UK
This movie is about a pathetic couple of men who go touring across the country to review Britain's finest restaurants. Maybe it's just not my thing, but the humor was absolutely terrible. This is another film that most people did end up liking. The best describing word for this movie is dull.

8.  Stake Land (2010) United States
Stake Land follows the story of a teenage boy who is suffering the effects of a world that has gone into shambles over a vampire epidemic. Him and a rebel vampire hunter embark on an adventure to escape into Canada which is the new Eden. I saw this film at this years Dark Bridges film festival and upon reading the summary didn't have very high hopes for it anyways. But it ended up being unbearable to sit through. Eye rolling lines such as this one - "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Things a boy shouldn't see." As well as an embarrassing performance of Leadbelly's Where Did You Sleep Last Night? 

7. Iron Lady (2011) UK
Meryl Streep won best performance by an actress at the Golden Globe awards for her role as Margret Thatcher in Iron Lady. Although the flashbacks that tell Thatcher's story are intriguing, I thought that this was an exploitative role in order to win awards. Even though I'm not a fan of Thatcher's politics, the feminist in me is proud of her for making way for women in an extremely male dominant house of commons. I thought that Thatcher's dementia was portrayed quite insensitively.

6. Insidious (2010) United States
I honestly don't know why I went to see this film in the first place. I ended up being embarrassed for myself that I was actually sitting here alone in a theater full of people watching this silly film. It's pretty much as tacky and foreseeable as most current blockbuster horror movies can get.

5. In Time (2011) United States
Watch Logan's Run instead.

4. Horrible Bosses (2011) United States
Blockbuster comedy is complete shit, mostly. Horrible bosses is about a group of dingbats who have shitty bosses so they decide to take revenge. Not only is this movie total bullshit but it's also totally sexist. Like, way more sexist than The Taint (which wasn't actually sexist at all by the way).

3. Priest 3D (2011) United States
Basically, there was nothing else new opening that week and I needed something to review. Priest is about a rebel priest who disobeys church authority so that he can go and hunt vampires.  Bela Lugosi's dead.

2. Cowboys & Aliens (2011) United States
In the year 1873 a spaceship arrives in Arizona with aliens that plan to take over the earth. The aliens have decided to start with the wild west and a nit witted group of cowboys and Indians are ready to defend themselves. The idea, plot and acting were way too over the top for anyone to really care what happened. Boring action and totally nonsensical subplots.

1. Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009) Canada
I was sort of excited to see this film - especially because it spun so much controversy (because of its title) along with the film The Taint.  I could not have been more disappointed though. There was absolutely no artistic merit put into this film. Awful acting, cheesy everything, lame story line and poorly developed characters. Just a total piece of shit.

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